(pseudo boyfriend, in case you didn’t remember/know what PBF stands for):

PBF: make u a deal
me: what’s the deal
PBF: if u stay in hong kong
i promise to marry u if you’re not married to anybody when ur 40
me: gee thanks
lol
PBF: its an offer u cant refuse
me: HAHHA
anyway by the time you’re 40 you’re gonna be wanting the 20 yr olds
haha
i’ll be over the hill!
PBF: i;ll still love u
me: so kind of you.
PBF: i;ll still love u. if u stay in hong kong
me: hahahha
and if i stay under 120lbs
can’t forget that
PBF: nah i’ll even give u a free pass on that
if u dont move
me: whoaaaaa
ur gonna regret that if i stay and i gain 50lbs
hahahaha
PBF: nah its cool
i think ud still look good as a fat chick
me: AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
PBF: lol
me: awww
loves you
lol

And that is why I’m smiling today!